Private Fielding Zimmerman
Twenty-nine-year-old platoon member
Famed for his two-word mantra: 'But Sarge...!'
Comes from a military family -
his mother was a WAC!
He has an excellent eye for REAL jewels.
Bilko convinces him to go out with Duane Dobermans sister Diane. Ernie says that it is Muscleman's Law and theory of family equalisation - Which states that the uglier the brother the better looking the sister.
Together with Paparelli he burns down a hotel that Bilko is about to sell to Conrad Hilton.
Bilko takes him, Barbella and Doberman on a trip to Mexico, where they are held up by four banditos.
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Played by Mickey Freeman
