Private Fielding Zimmerman









Twenty-nine-year-old platoon member

Famed for his two-word mantra: 'But Sarge...!'

Comes from a military family -
his mother was a WAC!

He has an excellent eye for REAL jewels.

Bilko convinces him to go out with Duane Dobermans sister Diane. Ernie says that it is Muscleman's Law and theory of family equalisation - Which states that the uglier the brother the better looking the sister.

Together with Paparelli he burns down a hotel that Bilko is about to sell to Conrad Hilton.

Bilko takes him, Barbella and Doberman on a trip to Mexico, where they are held up by four banditos.




See episodes:
Viva Bilko  Bilko's Grand Hotel  Doberman's Sister  Bilko Joins the Navy

Played by Mickey Freeman
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